Zen and the Art of Wallpaper Stripping

Peeling Paint on Dirty Concrete

I haven’t measured the the acreage of wall in the cottage covered in damp, grubby, peeling white woodchip.  I really don’t want to.  All I need to know is that it has to be removed.  All of it.  By me.

Woodchip, for those of you too young to be familiar with this interior design abomination, is an ugly, off-white lumpy wallpaper, textured with small splinters of wood, giving it the overall appearance of solid porridge.  It was cheap, plentiful, good at covering up dodgy plastering and therefore very popular in the thrifty 1970s.   Even the upbeat estate agent, when she first showed me around, referred to it as ‘donkeys’ breakfast’.

Most people who applied it to their walls back in the day, then painted over it with white emulsion, doubtless to minimise the porridge effect, but without any thought for the person who would one day have to remove it.

Hard to say which is worse, really – the bits of wall that are so damp, the paper comes off with no more than a slight tug and a hard stare, or the places where walls are dry and the woodchip remains stubbornly bonded, relinquishing its grip in only the tiniest of fragments after interminable water spraying and scraping.  By contrast, the skin on my knuckles is proving remarkably easy to remove.

All that said, though, I have to admit to entering a subtly altered state as I become engrossed in the task.


Atlantis (Photo credit: VernsPics)

There is certainly endless repetition, yet the slight changes of emphasis and direction become mesmerising after an hour or so.  I lose myself in an ever-shifting geography – whitish coastlines and islands on a pink-grey plaster sea.  I find myself rejoicing as an island finally vanishes, Atlantis-like; fascinated by the appearance of a new landscape of bays and inlets as another coast is formed.

It becomes a fractal world of my own creation.

Another one.


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4 comments on “Zen and the Art of Wallpaper Stripping

  1. I do not envy your task. We have one place in our house where the former owners removed a doorway that was between my bedroom and the bathroom next to it. They put up drywall, but never put any sort of primer paint or texture on it to match the textured drywall that is in the entire house. They just left the drywall plain- what you see is like a heavy sort of paper. Then, because they couldn’t just paint, without having one square that was smooth in the middle of the textured wall, they put up a wallpaper that literally had tiny twigs sewn into it, going side to side. Ugh. I took it down and had a friend come over and spray stuff onto the wall to give it the same textured look that matched the rest of the walls, and then I painted. However, the opposite side of that same wall is my bathroom. I took off wallpaper when we bought the house 14 years ago, and now that paper needs to come down. It hid the area of new smooth drywall well enough, but this time I want to paint. Fortunately, these days, they sell a can of spray on texture that I will be able to use once I strip the paper off.

    Best of luck with your task, getting it done bit by bit.

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